The biggest prick in the Northern Hemisphere

It's amazing what you come across when you travel. Here we have the worlds second biggest prick, right here in overcast Dublin. It does hold the record however, for being the biggest in the Northern Hemisphere. It is 120 meters tall and really fat at the base. They call it lots of things over here. The big prick is probably the nicest.
Not many people know, but Australia has a big prick as well. It's the biggest in the whole world!! First person to photograph it and send it to me gets a prize.